Sunday Morning Calls Home
- My Mom: I'm stuck between a rock and a hard stick because...
- Me: *busts out laughing* A hard stick?
- My Mom: What? What'd I say wrong?
- Me: Mom! It's a rock and a hard PLACE!
- My Mom: Ooooh! Well, I guess I was thinking of Moses and the rock and his staff and him striking the rock...
"I’m a really affectionate person once you get past my 5 layers of shyness, awkwardness, fear, vague dislike, and loneliness."